pirates

stonedfox said:
Why are pirates so fucking cool?


Discuss please.

Because they exist in our imaginations so we don't have to smell them.
 
stonedfox said:
Why are pirates so fucking cool?


Discuss please.

Who knows? But they are, god damnit. When I heard there was an updated version of Pirates coming to the computer I was just blown away. I mean, who can resist buckling a little swash?

I bet it's the eyepatch. Or the peg leg. Or the parrot.
 
It's the whole bad-boy thing. Flouting the law, doing what they damn well please, and sticking it to the stuffy government bastards. Looting and pillaging is always fun, too.
 
bluemuse said:
Because they exist in our imaginations so we don't have to smell them.
A pirate just wouldn't be proper if he didn't smell.
 
It's the bad boy image that they seem to live up to. It seems that many want to be, or to be had by the bad boys, in their imaginations...however, sometimes, the reality of what is a bad boy can be quite unfun or un-attractive.


But...imaginations and fantasies...that is where the intent comes from.
 
stonedfox said:
A pirate just wouldn't be proper if he didn't smell.

I adore pirates and would love to be stashed in a pirate captains cabin and spirited away to exotic places and have grand adventures.

Oh.....and there must be ravashing of my body.
 
bluemuse said:
I adore pirates and would love to be stashed in a pirate captains cabin and spirited away to exotic places and have grand adventures.

Oh.....and there must be ravashing of my body.


I'm sure VD and scurvy would ravage you quite nicely.
 
marshalt said:
I'm sure VD and scurvy would ravage you quite nicely.


Fantasy pirates don't suffer from such afflictions. And they smell good.
 
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