We need a race today!!!

cramer-FL

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These damn off weeks suck. We need a better race than a Mexican Road Rally. Wake up NASCAR...lol
 
Thank God. This way my dad will not call me this evening and ask "didju c whut Sterling Dick did in the 69 Mery Kay car terday?"


Fuck, I hate that shit...
 
brokenbrainwave said:
Thank God. This way my dad will not call me this evening and ask "didju c whut Sterling Dick did in the 69 Mery Kay car terday?"


Fuck, I hate that shit...

You can't blame that on NASCAR... sounds more like an educational issue you should take up with the state.

racing isn't for everyone
 
cramer-FL said:
You can't blame that on NASCAR... sounds more like an educational issue you should take up with the state.

racing isn't for everyone
No, I blame NASCAR. Where else are a 100,000 drunken rednecks allowed to show their tits?


Damn, thats an ugly site...
 
i don't agree that all NASCAR fans talk or act like that. I bet your dad eats food; could I make the assumption that anyone who eats food will talk like that?
 
cramer-FL said:
A Skynard concert
Fair enough.


I took my dad to one race, the May Talledaga in 1989. We were just outside of Anniston Alabama when I stopped to fill up. This fat chick asked did I want to see her tits for 10 bucks. I replied I'd pay 20 just for her to keep her shirt on, which did not settle well with her old man, or dad, or whoever that was fucking her.


Anyways to make a long story short for half a sandwich and a pepsi I got this slut to not only flash my dad but to heave her large saggy boobs onto the passenger window and wipe them around while he sat in the car with a dazed and disgusted look on his face.


It was a Kodak moment.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
Fair enough.


I took my dad to one race, the May Talledaga in 1989. We were just outside of Anniston Alabama when I stopped to fill up. This fat chick asked did I want to see her tits for 10 bucks. I replied I'd pay 20 just for her to keep her shirt on, which did not settle well with her old man, or dad, or whoever that was fucking her.


Anyways to make a long story short for half a sandwich and a pepsi I got this slut to not only flash my dad but to heave her large saggy boobs onto the passenger window and wipe them around while he sat in the car with a dazed and disgusted look on his face.


It was a Kodak moment.

Bwhuahahahahaha!
 
I went to the Coca Cola 600 at Lowe's Motor Speedway.

I've never been so bored. And I've never seen so many KKK members posing as friendly Confederate Flag vendors in my life.
 
RoryN said:
I went to the Coca Cola 600 at Lowe's Motor Speedway.

I've never been so bored. And I've never seen so many KKK members posing as friendly Confederate Flag vendors in my life.
And the little black dolls hanging on a rope they sold were air fresheners, right?
 
brokenbrainwave said:
And the little black dolls hanging on a rope they sold were air fresheners, right?

Seriously; it was almost that bad.

I love cars. I enjoy car racing. My issue with NASCAR isn't NASCAR per se; it's the shit culture surrounding it.
 
well, i am a college educated, non-racist, NASCAR fan. So, don't believe that all NASCAR fans live in trailers and drink Natural Light but don't that one is beter that the other. The same mindset of those flag sellsmen is in those that make statements that NASCAR fans are hicks. Hate is hate.
 
cramer-FL said:
well, i am a college educated, non-racist, NASCAR fan.
My God, miracles do exist.

Unless your degree is from U of F. If that is the case you can use it for handicap parking at the food stamp center.

Sorry man, Vol fan here. Nothing like a little friendly ribbing between mortal enemies.

:p
 
cramer-FL said:
well, i am a college educated, non-racist, NASCAR fan. So, don't believe that all NASCAR fans live in trailers and drink Natural Light but don't that one is beter that the other. The same mindset of those flag sellsmen is in those that make statements that NASCAR fans are hicks. Hate is hate.

I don't think all NASCAR fans are rednecks or hicks.

But, seeing as though I don't see the Klan frequenting other sports / hobbies what have you nearly as much as I see them frequenting NASCAR (and, more importantly, being welcome there) makes me steer away from it. It's a calculated risk to not get involved but, since there's a lot of other things I like watching, it's worth taking.
 
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