Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
- Joined
- May 3, 2002
- Posts
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If I were Mod of the Gee Bee
Not queen, not duke, not prince
My regal robes of the Gee Bee
Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz
I'd survey each post, be it keen or foul
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl (woof!)
As I'd click my heel, other Mods would kneel
And the tards would bow and the trolls kowtow
And the spammers would no longer spam for God —
If I — If I — were Mod!
Each poster would show respect to me
The starters of threads genuflect to me
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every newb regardless of how odd —
If I — If I — were Mod!
Not queen, not duke, not prince
My regal robes of the Gee Bee
Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz
I'd survey each post, be it keen or foul
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl (woof!)
As I'd click my heel, other Mods would kneel
And the tards would bow and the trolls kowtow
And the spammers would no longer spam for God —
If I — If I — were Mod!
Each poster would show respect to me
The starters of threads genuflect to me
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every newb regardless of how odd —
If I — If I — were Mod!