Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

LaRascasse

I dream, therefore I am
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The title says it all. Have fun. I'll get us started.

"I hope you don't have AIDS. I don't want to catch it again."

Or the classic

"Honey! I'm home."
 
"I wish we were making a baby."

My ex said that to me once - she was out of work, and I was a grad student living on a stipend. Just...no!
 
"They pop open sometimes. Don't worry about it."
 
"I know you said you take your mother everywhere you go, but . . ."
 
This applies to just about anything, not just sex...

"Here, hold my beer. Watch this!"
 
No, I really need to get the phone it's my doctor, with the results.
 
I couldn't find the KY. I used peanut butter instead. Wait, whys your face swelling up.
 
"Eighteen?" Giggle "Who said I was eighteen?"

Also the above phrase followed with the ratchet sound of a pump shotgun being worked.
 
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