Etoile
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The link is http://lordsteve.tumblr.com/ but I'm afraid it might go away so I want to share with you AND preserve this for posterity.
Title:
learn from.. the master (ladies)
Subtitle:
hey ladies this is steve but you can call me lord steve... if ur lucky
i'm p much the best dom in tha oc region (represnt motherfucksa), shit's crazy. got more black leather than i got black friends and i got a lot of black friends (not racist)
Entry #1:
title: yo
calling all girls in tha greater OC area… lemme make your wildest BDSM fantasies become true and not just dreams anymore. i got mad experience and I am hella forceful and shit, yall be gaggin for my dilz like my dog Great Dane Cook be begging for he doggy treats in no time.
let my dick be your doggy treats, girl.
pick you up in my nearly-paid-for camero (stevemobile), take you to my basement, lay down some rubber sheets and just go nuts. get my freak on and bring out your inner freak at the same time… package deal lol
so holla back at me so I can holla at dat ass with a riding crop
Entry #2:
a question I get asked a lot is how did I get so good… lol no but for serious
ppl ask me if B to tha D to tha S to the M is a lifestyle or just a kink… and i’m all “lol u serious bro?”
if you don’t live like you Lord Masterbro of all west coast ladies 24/7 you’re just a poser…i do how I do cause i all dark and shit, like a bat that swallowed a mummy that had a curse so it pukes blood all the time now. yeah. heavy shit.
i see all them fakers with they handcuff keys hanging off of they wicked tight shell necklaces and I shake my head in sadness, cause i know they just frontin. us real doms got to disassociate ourselves from those pseudobros and their weakass h*mo spreader bars they probably pick up on sale at walmart or some shit…
no offence to my h*mobros, you know i got much love for ya. but not that kind, gross lol
Title:
learn from.. the master (ladies)
Subtitle:
hey ladies this is steve but you can call me lord steve... if ur lucky
i'm p much the best dom in tha oc region (represnt motherfucksa), shit's crazy. got more black leather than i got black friends and i got a lot of black friends (not racist)
Entry #1:
title: yo
calling all girls in tha greater OC area… lemme make your wildest BDSM fantasies become true and not just dreams anymore. i got mad experience and I am hella forceful and shit, yall be gaggin for my dilz like my dog Great Dane Cook be begging for he doggy treats in no time.
let my dick be your doggy treats, girl.
pick you up in my nearly-paid-for camero (stevemobile), take you to my basement, lay down some rubber sheets and just go nuts. get my freak on and bring out your inner freak at the same time… package deal lol
so holla back at me so I can holla at dat ass with a riding crop
Entry #2:
a question I get asked a lot is how did I get so good… lol no but for serious
ppl ask me if B to tha D to tha S to the M is a lifestyle or just a kink… and i’m all “lol u serious bro?”
if you don’t live like you Lord Masterbro of all west coast ladies 24/7 you’re just a poser…i do how I do cause i all dark and shit, like a bat that swallowed a mummy that had a curse so it pukes blood all the time now. yeah. heavy shit.
i see all them fakers with they handcuff keys hanging off of they wicked tight shell necklaces and I shake my head in sadness, cause i know they just frontin. us real doms got to disassociate ourselves from those pseudobros and their weakass h*mo spreader bars they probably pick up on sale at walmart or some shit…
no offence to my h*mobros, you know i got much love for ya. but not that kind, gross lol