Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[loquere]

Hello everybody happy New Years, this is the new 'Misquote the person above you' thread since the last one has reached the cap of 5K posts.

So go ahead and Misquote the Person Above You.

 

[Hypoxia]

Watch your head; mosquitoes are massing above you.

And just when I thought it was safe to laugh.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Hello everybody happy New Nibblings, this is the new 'Misquote the fucking gorgeous fucking person above you' thread since the last one was wearing a cap and that doesn't count as safe sex.

So go ahead and Have Plenty of Sexy Good Times.

I quite like a man in a flat cap, but I am always up for a good time whatever the headgear

 

[NaokoSmith]

And just when I thought safe sex was laughable.

It's an epidemic! No laughing matter

Oops! I skipped you, I will have to give you a kiss

 

[loquere]

Oops! I think I killed him.

I hope so, he was a real motherfucker.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I hope he was a royal mouthful.

I honestly believed he was a Prince at the time, so I knelt down. Then, what else is a girl to do when she suddenly notices something waving in her face?

 

[loquere]

I honestly didn't notice his twin in the room at first, but what was a girl to do be impolite to a guest.

So you had a threesome with twin brothers?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sue, you are scads more winsome than the Doobie Brothers.

Well, that shouldn't be hard to do-be-do-be-do, but I'm not Sue.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Well, that should be hard so do-me or I'll sue.

Alright alright!!! Damn!! No need to bring attorneys into the bedroom.

 

[Asbel]

Alright alright!!! Damn!! Why don't you bring your brother's attorney into the bedroom?

Can't threaten me with a good time. Make sure he brings his non-disclosure agreement.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Carl threatened me with a good binding. Make sure he brings his BDSM-enclosure apparatus.

Are you sure? I hear it's quite painful!

 

[Asbel]

Are you sterile? I hear it's great for the balls!

Are you sure? Maybe I should look into that. My balls have been kind of off lately.

 

[coochiebarber]

Are you sure? Maybe I should look into that. My balls have been kind of itchy lately.

Use WD 40 and you'd be good to go!

 

[loquere]

I have a WMD and I'll fire it, don't fuck with me!

"Woe woe calm down North Korea junior."

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Whoa! Whoa! Calm down, nookie kissing junkie."

I can't help it; the scent of a woman drives me wild!

 

[coochiebarber]

I can't help it; the sight of a woman drives me wild!

Now that's called a real perverted mind!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Now let's ball the real perverted kind!

Right on, Bro! No more of these white bread chicks!

 

[Penuche]

Right on, Bro! No more of these white dreads!

Are white dreads even a thing now?

 

[loquere]

Whats that tiny white thing?

"Get out of my fucking shower, how'd you get in my house?"

 

[MagicaPractica]

Get out of my fucking house!

Dude, you have a whole house just for fucking? What do you do for a living?

 

[loquere]

Dude!

"That's Mr. Dude to you.... Peasant!"

 

[coochiebarber]

She said, "That's it Mr. Dude, you were Pleasant!"

Ah fuck! She didn't bother to get your name even!

 

[MichaelinChina]

What luck! My brother's name is Steven!

And your point is?

 

[NaokoSmith]

And your G-spot is where?

Oh, I'm sure you'll come across it eventually.

 

[loquere]

Oh my, I just came!

"Dammit your paying for dry cleaning."