my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

a good friend mentioned a discussion he created elsewhere that i thought was pretty funny.

so finish the sentence in the thread title in a fun way. embellishments, exaggerations and outright fabrications not only encouraged, but specifically requested.

i'll start: my cock is so big, i have to wrap around both legs when getting dressed.

what about you? :>

ed

p.s.: hi, eilan! [waves]

 

[Quoll]

... it kpees gitntig in teh wya of mi koybread.

 

[bobsgirl]

My cock is so big...

...it sets off car alarms when it crows.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm tempted to start a thread asking if its size is what's keeping me so lonely here in prison.

 

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[midwestyankee]

I've buried four wives due to drowning in bed.

 

[bisexplicit]

...when I was born they thought it was a siamese twin.

 

[M's girl]

My cock is so big...

.....I have to look around it to see Eilan (hello dear ) standing there in bewilderment ánd with a measuringtape.... not having a clue where to start...

 

[bobsgirl]

I've buried four wives due to drowning in bed.

They had to swallow...and swallow...and swallow...

 

[midwestyankee]

They had to swallow...and swallow...and swallow...

All the way to Capistrano.

 

[midwestyankee]

.....I have to look around it to see Eilan (hello dear ) standing there in bewilderment ánd with a measuringtape.... not having a clue where to start...

Here is a picture of the tool that Eilan used to measure mine:

 

[M's girl]

Here is a picture of the tool that Eilan used to measure mine:

Wow! I think she brought another one along this time. Can't see it though.... cock too big

 

[LadyJeanne]

My cock is so big

it was honored with its own vineyard:

"Waiter, I'd like a Big Cock, please!"

 

[silverwhisper]

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

 

[midwestyankee]

The Chicago Bears are using it as an alternative practice field to improve their passing game.

 

[TBKahuna123]

When I fly it rides first class while I'm still stuck in coach.

 

[silverwhisper]

i use it to play billiards with the solar system.

ed

 

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[EJFan]

When I fly it rides first class while I'm still stuck in coach.

you trade positions when you piss, right... you go to 1st class while it wanders back to the bathroom in the tail?

sorry. this is the only thing i can contribute to this thread. as i sometimes say in poker... my cards are so low i can't even bluff with them.

 

[TBKahuna123]

...if I wrap the head with tin foil I can pick up Russian radio stations.

 

[TBKahuna123]

...it was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize.

 

[TBKahuna123]

...it's here typing "My Cock is So Big" jokes while I'm across the building fixing some idiot's busted computer!

 

[silverwhisper]

so...not only big, but prehensile? yikes!

my cock is so big, when i walk down the street, other people trip.

ed

 

[DCSharksPC]

I kid you not, there is a guy named Harry Cock.

soccer player for FC Kaiserslautern in Germany in the late 90's early 2000's