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And just when I thought it was safe to laugh.Watch your head; mosquitoes are massing above you.
Hello everybody happy New Nibblings, this is the new 'Misquote the fucking gorgeous fucking person above you' thread since the last one was wearing a cap and that doesn't count as safe sex.
So go ahead and Have Plenty of Sexy Good Times.
It's an epidemic! No laughing matterAnd just when I thought safe sex was laughable.
Oops! I think I killed him.
I hope he was a royal mouthful.
I honestly didn't notice his twin in the room at first, but what was a girl to do be impolite to a guest.
Sue, you are scads more winsome than the Doobie Brothers.
Well, that should be hard so do-me or I'll sue.
Alright alright!!! Damn!! Why don't you bring your brother's attorney into the bedroom?
Carl threatened me with a good binding. Make sure he brings his BDSM-enclosure apparatus.
Are you sterile? I hear it's great for the balls!
Are you sure? Maybe I should look into that. My balls have been kind of itchy lately.
I have a WMD and I'll fire it, don't fuck with me!
"Whoa! Whoa! Calm down, nookie kissing junkie."
I can't help it; the sight of a woman drives me wild!
Now let's ball the real perverted kind!
Are white dreads even a thing now?Right on, Bro! No more of these white dreads!
Whats that tiny white thing?
Get out of my fucking house!
Dude!
She said, "That's it Mr. Dude, you were Pleasant!"
What luck! My brother's name is Steven!
And your G-spot is where?
Oh my, I just came!