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BlueSugar

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c'mon, lets go, store is at a lull, I'm a bit bored, and I haven't gotten any good questions today... bring it on!
 
BlueSugar said:
c'mon, lets go, store is at a lull, I'm a bit bored, and I haven't gotten any good questions today... bring it on!
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I'm dyslexic, and this paddle that I thought said "LUST" turns out to imprint "SLUT" on my lady friend's bare bottom. Should I ask for a refund?
 
isn't this song awesome?

We Are the 801
We Are the Central Shaft


And We Are Here to Let You Take Advantage
Of Our Lack of Craft
Certain Streets Have Certain Corners
Sooner Or Later We'll Turn Your.


We Are the 801
We Are the Central Shaft


And Thus Throughout Two Years We've Crossed the Ocean
In Our Little Craft (Row, Row, Row)
Now We're On the Telephone
Making Final Arrangements (Ding, Ding)


We Are the 801
We Are the Central Shaft


Looking For a Certain Ratio
Someone Must Have Left It Underneath the Carpet
Looking Up and Down the Radio
Oh, Oh, Nothing There This Time
Looking For a Certain Ratio
Someone Said They Saw It Parking in a Car Lot
Looking Up and Down the Radio
Oh, Oh, Nothing There This Time
Going Back Down to the Rodeo
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Here We Go!


We Are the Table the Captain's Table Let's Get It Understood
Let's Get It Understood
We Are the Losers We Are the Cruisers Let's Get It Understood
Let's Get It Understood
We Are the Diners the Final Diners Let's Get It Understood
Let's Get It Understood
Most of Us Are Tinkers, Some of Us Tailors
And We've Got Candlesticks and Lots of Cocktail Sticks
We Saw the Lovers the Modern Lovers and They Looked Very Good
They Looked As If They Could
We Are the Neighbours the Nosy Neighbours We Think Just Like You Would
We Think Just Like You Should.
 
If train leaves New York at 1pm travelling 56 miles an hour and another train leaves San Franciso at noon travelling at 89 miles an hour when and where will the two crash head on into each other?
 
Trick question:

A lion and a tiger are locked in a battle to the death by the waters of Nile.

Who wins?
 
How often do you fight the urge to puke while - if not cleaning up, observing the semen sprayed booths and the flat out incredulous urine puddles on the carpet in those back rooms?

And hey, how bout those freaks passing you drugs for free just to stay open longer to make selections? Ever see their limo outside and go, "Okay. But hurry it up."

?
 
firespin said:
I'm dyslexic, and this paddle that I thought said "LUST" turns out to imprint "SLUT" on my lady friend's bare bottom. Should I ask for a refund?
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slut isn't lust backwards, you should have spell checked with your lady first - sorry
 
KRCummings said:
If train leaves New York at 1pm travelling 56 miles an hour and another train leaves San Franciso at noon travelling at 89 miles an hour when and where will the two crash head on into each other?
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when they get there. in the middle ?
 
pointless said:
isn't this song awesome?

We Are the 801
We Are the Central Shaft


And We Are Here to Let You Take Advantage
Of Our Lack of Craft
Certain Streets Have Certain Corners
Sooner Or Later We'll Turn Your.


We Are the 801
We Are the Central Shaft


And Thus Throughout Two Years We've Crossed the Ocean
In Our Little Craft (Row, Row, Row)
Now We're On the Telephone
Making Final Arrangements (Ding, Ding)


We Are the 801
We Are the Central Shaft


Looking For a Certain Ratio
Someone Must Have Left It Underneath the Carpet
Looking Up and Down the Radio
Oh, Oh, Nothing There This Time
Looking For a Certain Ratio
Someone Said They Saw It Parking in a Car Lot
Looking Up and Down the Radio
Oh, Oh, Nothing There This Time
Going Back Down to the Rodeo
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Here We Go!


We Are the Table the Captain's Table Let's Get It Understood
Let's Get It Understood
We Are the Losers We Are the Cruisers Let's Get It Understood
Let's Get It Understood
We Are the Diners the Final Diners Let's Get It Understood
Let's Get It Understood
Most of Us Are Tinkers, Some of Us Tailors
And We've Got Candlesticks and Lots of Cocktail Sticks
We Saw the Lovers the Modern Lovers and They Looked Very Good
They Looked As If They Could
We Are the Neighbours the Nosy Neighbours We Think Just Like You Would
We Think Just Like You Should.
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nopes
 
Morcheeba said:
How often do you fight the urge to puke while - if not cleaning up, observing the semen sprayed booths and the flat out incredulous urine puddles on the carpet in those back rooms?

And hey, how bout those freaks passing you drugs for free just to stay open longer to make selections? Ever see their limo outside and go, "Okay. But hurry it up."

?
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We have a cleaner with a hasmat license to clean that up every morning.

nope, no drug passings yet. we close at 3am every night, go get a 4hr room after we close!
 
Do you often check out the recipient's past purchase/renting history once they've left the building and giggle at it with co-workers?
 
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