Suntimefuntime
Beard Inspector
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2018
- Posts
- 564
If I was right out of high school again I would say yes to the MLB player.
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If I was a number, I would be a number twoIf I was a number, I would be number one
If only it was that easy...If I was a guy, I would do yoga to suck my own cock.
That… is brilliant!If I was underwear then I would be panties. I care nothing about covering for a dick head and two nuts that live around the corner from an asshole.
Fuckin’A!If I were a wrestler, I'd be RVD.
If I were said twinkieweinersammich...I'd be all covered in whipped cream bitches.If I were a twinkie weiner sandwich, I'd be in Bad Amys mouth.
You have see the old SNL skit? I think Will Ferrel did it.I'm probably going to regret this.
(so why do it you ask?)
because, I'm fuckin Badamy.
and I wanna up my internet points. aka post count.
so this is the gist...
if I was a________________
I would________________
lets get the meditation pillows out and start manifesting the idea of being someone or something else.
and if you were, well then! what would you do?
I'll start.
If I was a guy, I would do yoga to suck my own cock.
what about you?