Puns

[MessierObject]

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't see that well? He fell in.

 

[done_got_old]

Where did the king put his armies?











In his sleevies.

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Washington,,



(Two comma Washington)....

 

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Washington,,



(Two comma Washington)....

Good one! A+


"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Good one! A+


"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

Thanks beautiful

 

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My failed chemistry pun got no reaction.

 

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My failed chemistry pun got no reaction.

OMG I thought you were pissed because we missed giving you your props! You pulled a good one on me! Go to the Head of the Class You've earned it!

 

[bigcpl4fun]

My failed chemistry pun got no reaction.

OMG I thought you were pissed because we missed giving you your props! You pulled a good one on me! Go to the Head of the Class You've earned it!

Perhaps it was too acidic for some people's taste...sometimes I think I'm sodium smart...

 

[JustCurious89]

EBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters, but all they had was 15,674 matches!

 

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Perhaps it was too acidic for some people's taste...sometimes I think I'm sodium smart...

Just don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

 

[done_got_old]

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says.

The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision."

The doctor hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says.

The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision."

The doctor hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

You have me in stitches...

 

[bigcpl4fun]

Just don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

In the garden the other day I found a number of holes with tiny pool sticks in them. Later found out they were moley cues...

 

[done_got_old]

In the garden the other day I found a number of holes with tiny pool sticks in them. Later found out they were moley cues...

I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.

 

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In the garden the other day I found a number of holes with tiny pool sticks in them. Later found out they were moley cues...

That reminds me, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens....

 

[done_got_old]

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

 

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In some places fog will never be mist.

 

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When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!

 

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When I promise to come up with a maternity pun, I deliver!

I bet that pun took a while to gestate.

 

[LWulf]

Fact: Chanel has come out with a $2000 boomerang.

Downside: they have a "no return" policy.

 

[done_got_old]

I bet that pun took a while to gestate.

Yes it did! I labored with the end.

 

[MessierObject]

Yes it did! I labored with the end.

It came out ok, even though you had to push it

 

[done_got_old]

It came out ok, even though you had to push it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.