Ewwww don't like coffee!
Everybody likes coffee! Black and strong....... The same way we like our men
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Ewwww don't like coffee!
Everybody likes coffee! Black and strong....... The same way we like our men
Coffee is rank!
Tea girl? When not on the vodka?
Yeah I'm a tea girl
You like to be woken up in the morning with tea in bed,
Never had it
Well when we fix a date for my invite I'll make sure you get it.
Ahh sweet! Do I get toast too?
With real butter any any choice of jam marmalade eggs just let me know
Peanut butter!
Crunchy or smooth, toast cold before the butter is spread or hot so the butter melts into the toast?
Toast hot, crunchy peanut butter
I'm salivating at the thought, not sure if it's the toast that's doing it or the thought of serving you in bed
In my flannelette pj's
Goooood Morning, you bunch of perverts. (Yes, I stole Tal's line as mine was too outdated.)
It's Saturday! How are you spending yours? Mine doesn't look to be terribly exciting now - probably family stuff up in Leeds.
*Goes to the corner to wank furiously before he has to give up for the day.
WHAT? I've got needs....
Morning Wonk, I'm just contemplating whether I should get out of bed before I get sidetracked by Tumblr.
Morning Wonk, I'm just contemplating whether I should get out of bed before I get sidetracked by Tumblr.
Good morning Wonks, fish and femme
Hope your Saturday is good
I've been up for a couple of hours already,off out shortly for shopping
Food, shoes or sexy undies?
*mind drifts off*