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[Lord Pmann]

Hey, I start something brilliant, the least you all can do is keep it running. I don't wanna hog all the brilliance.

I am off to sleep, as its late and my wrist is tired.

This better be 500 posts by the morning.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That's what she said.

Everyman can't last mutiple mins or hours. You 30secs guys make us look good.

 

[Que]

Ardor for trees of the arbor?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Bullshit, stick man.
Play, damnit. Dance for me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm worried she might disturb my nest in her tree.

 

[Killswitch1]

Whats with pman and girlfriends 4500 miles away. He has a thing for Australian girls.

#doingmypart

 

[1HF]

There needs to be more tree shaming in this thread.

I'm also sad to note that KS hasn't been struck by lightning, run over by a semi, been shat upon by every species known to man and then set on fire there really must not be a god.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Everyman can't last mutiple mins or hours. You 30secs guys make us look good.

Wow. Lasting multiple minutes? Dayum!!!!!! How do you do it smoov? Cock ring? Horny goat weed? Cialis?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Whats with pman and girlfriends 4500 miles away. He has a thing for Australian girls.

#doingmypart

Lolz.
Girlfriend, hardly. I just like to punch him in the dick.
Not in Aus, either

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wow. Lasting multiple minutes? Dayum!!!!!! How do you do it smoov? Cock ring? Horny goat weed? Cialis?

He's black, duh.

 

[Killswitch1]

There needs to be more tree shaming in this thread.

I'm also sad to note that KS hasn't been struck by lightning, run over by a semi, been shat upon by every species known to man and then set on fire there really must not be a god.

I might get diabeetus from cannoli and fudge. So theres that.

 

[Killswitch1]

Lolz.
Girlfriend, hardly. I just like to punch him in the dick.
Not in Aus, either

Good. He's a dweeb.

You're not.

Good Night USA.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Slutty tree

 

[parodyluvr75]

Shame, another tree she's violated.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/HiMS_vlC8qE/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Damn fornicating foliage!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Wow. Lasting multiple minutes? Dayum!!!!!! How do you do it smoov? Cock ring? Horny goat weed? Cialis?

I'm a hour man. Correct yourself.

Eat pussy for 59 mins and fuck for 60 secs.

 

[smoothg103rd]

He's black, duh.

Sssshhhhhhhhhh......... Alot of people here still think I'm white.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thanks, pmann. I found a whole new genre of porn!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Whats with pman and girlfriends 4500 miles away. He has a thing for Australian girls.

#doingmypart

I have a fetish for girls who can't pronounce the letter R to save their life. It's like trying to watch them create perpetual motion pronouncing the word "juror". It's a J followed by what sounds like 15 vowels.

It's my thing.

#LinguisticFetishist

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sssshhhhhhhhhh......... Alot of people here still think I'm white.

Ok., ok.

Smooth has the biggest, *cough* white *cough* cock.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have a fetish for girls who can't pronounce the letter R to save their life. It's like trying to watch them create perpetual motion pronouncing the word "juror". It's a J followed by what sounds like 15 vowels.

It's my thing.

#LinguisticFetishist

Fuck you. I can't even pronounce my own name.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm a hour man. Correct yourself.

Eat pussy for 59 mins and fuck for 60 secs.

Ha!!!! You've been outed! Now I know you're not really black.

 

[1HF]

Shame, another tree she's violated.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/HiMS_vlC8qE/maxresdefault.jpg

I sent those to you in secrecy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How many more woody perennial plant, typically having a single stem or trunk growing to a considerable height and bearing lateral branches at some distance from the ground have been violated?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck you. I can't even pronounce my own name.

Hahaha. Perfect.