If the poster above you got arrested what would it be for?

[TongueLust]

Flashing the waitress.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Flashing the waitress.

Spitting in my oatmeal after I flashed her.

 

[Dreamtalking]

Spitting in my oatmeal after I flashed her.

Talking back to the officer.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Talking back to the officer.

No, that was why I got tased. I got arrested for diddling his wife in a no diddling zone. You were awesome by the way. Too bad we're not in the same cell. We could play cops and rubbers.

 

[Dreamtalking]

No, that was why I got tased. I got arrested for diddling his wife in a no diddling zone. You were awesome by the way. Too bad we're not in the same cell. We could play cops and rubbers.

My mistake. I thought you got tased for handling the officer's baton!

 

[luvthedesserts]

My mistake. I thought you got tased for handling the officer's baton!

No no no. That's how he got off. Filling his squad car with used grandma panties was why I got the second tasing. I'm starting to get off on those a little. I don't want to know how he knew they were his grandma's.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

My mistake. I thought you got tased for handling the officer's baton!

For handling an officer's baton while handcuffed...

 

[BluKitten]

For handling an officer's baton while handcuffed...

For button banning without a license!

 

[papadoc19]

Walking around outside naked...

 

[NaughtyLilGirll]

Walking around outside naked...

Attempting to have sex while driving a car!

 

[Slow Ride469]

Attempting to have sex while driving a car!

Flashing and teasing me

 

[papadoc19]

Driving below the speed limit

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Driving below the speed limit

Riding a lawnmower to the liquor store.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Riding a lawnmower to the liquor store.

Riding in the lawn cart being pulled by the lawnmower to the liquor store.

 

[veryviolet1]

Riding in the lawn cart being pulled by the lawnmower to the liquor store.

Unlawful magic acts

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Unlawful magic acts

For being my magician assistant...

 

[Twlightdreamer]

For being my magician assistant...

For misuse of a tricycle.

 

[Fire_Star]

For misuse of a tricycle.

Daydreaming while driving

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Daydreaming while driving

For racing the tricycle on your big-wheel...

 

[MikeCasanova]

For racing the tricycle on your big-wheel...

Reckless Driving.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Reckless Driving.

Recklessly teasing me with your ass

 

[albertaboy]

Recklessly teasing me with your ass

For dangerous activity, blinding me with your smile

 

[SimoneLisbon]

For dangerous activity, blinding me with your smile

For trying to steal the identity of a dead man...

 

[sweetheart97]

For indecent exposure at nighttime

 

[TheOlderGuy]

For indecent exposure at nighttime

For sneaking into her professor's house late at night