morninwould
Hate U Love
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- Jul 9, 2011
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Euros?!
Pound Sterling, mate.
Well there you go. . .I forgot you all were the only sensible country in the EU. LOL
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Euros?!
Pound Sterling, mate.
Aw, Schlecht schätzchen.
Well there you go. . .I forgot you all were the only sensible country in the EU. LOL
Yes. Yes I am. Haha
So what's this about your housemates? I had a massive crush on one of mine in my second year.
Pics? Got plenty of those. I'll let you decide whether I'm hot or not. Oh wait. My cock is better served when your hands are on it, among other things.
I'm HERE. Goddamnit
Send some my way
Served? You want me to serve your cock? Did I hear that right?
What a delightful invitation.
Oh good... I'm still ill. Sing soft kitty to me.
Be naked whilst you do... That would DEFINITELY help.
Come and get them.
Didn't you see the sign on my cock that says "serve me"?
Is it too late to say I always know where my towel is?
Fucking a.
You magic, hoopy frood. I am grinning.
Fucking a.
You magic, hoopy frood. I am grinning.
No I missed it.
Show me again
You won't miss it this time. *shows you again*
What a lovely set of pics. Great poses.
Feeling playful so I thought I'd amuse you instead today, and give you an idea of the relationship I have with my house boys with some of our amusing banter.
*Me carrying my beans on toast dinner into the living room to set it on the arm of a squashy chair where it balances precariously.*
"Please, please, pleeeease don't spill."
*Chris, playing COD, looks over at me*
"S'gonna spill"
"It's not gonna spill."
"Yeah, no it's gonna spill. It's spilling. I can see it"
"It's not gonna spill. Stop being a dick."
"You fucking love it."
".....Yeah, about that...."
Anyways, this is what happened to my hair when I woke up the other day. Some people pay a lot of money to look like this, y'know: