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howls while scrunching up eyes tightly
My eyes! My eyes!!
*covers your eyes and gives you a kiss*
*shows Ms. Vivi my naughty bits*
Hi PleasePeesMe. Welcome to the Lounge. Why don't you pull up a scrotum and have a seat. I mean chair. Wait, scrotum! That was the word. It was like it was right in front of me and I just couldn't see it.
Hey, don't piss her off
Not being able to think of a word is no reason to get testy.
Hey, don't piss her off
She's quite stressed and hard up
Still, it's no reason to give someone else the shaft.
Hey, no one likes a smart phallic.
I'm just dicking around!
Kerp it up and I might have to report you to Johnson.
Kerp it up and I might have to report you to Johnson.
Can't...think...Hey. There's no need to get cocky.
reads back
shakes head
What a load of bollocks!
Can't...think...
Arrrgh!
Frenulum! Do something with that one!
It is a right cock-up, that's for sure!
I bet he feels a right tool.
It would have to be hard for him not to.
Maybe all this talk will prick his conscious and prompt him to change it...
You would hope, after the length we've gone to to illustrate the point.
One would hope. After all, I for one can't think of any more original cock-related comments and word play.