The Post Office

[MichaelinChina]

rails > trail

hello Minu!

trail ~> April

 

[TartfromHell]

april > pearl

 

[MichaelinChina]

april > pearl

pearl ~ pears

 

[TartfromHell]

pears > smear

 

[MichaelinChina]

pears > smear

smear ~> shame

 

[TartfromHell]

shame > harms

 

[MichaelinChina]

shame > harms

If it HARMS you, it may be SHARP.

 

[TartfromHell]

you have a SHARP tongue -- no need to be so HARSH!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If it HARMS you, it may be SHARP.

You have to be sharp to properly parse a sentence.

Hi Michael, Hello Tart.[COLOR="YellowGreen"][/COLOR]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

you have a SHARP tongue -- no need to be so HARSH!

It would be a HARSH punishment to SHEAR her flaxen tresses.

 

[MichaelinChina]

It would be a HARSH punishment to SHEAR her flaxen tresses.

Hi Tio, and hi too, Tart

If you were to SHEAR her flaxen tresses, my HEART would be broken.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hi Tio, and hi too, Tart

If you were to SHEAR her flaxen tresses, my HEART would be broken.

To win a maiden's HEART, you must REACH out to her.

 

[TartfromHell]

Hello Tio!

i say -- SHEAR those tresses or SHAVE away that beard!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hello Tio!

i say -- SHEAR those tresses or SHAVE away that beard!

SHAVE? Put a STAVE in it!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

SHAVE? Put a STAVE in it!

A hiking STAVE was often all that SAVED a pilgrim from the bandits.

 

[MichaelinChina]

A hiking STAVE was often all that SAVED a pilgrim from the bandits.

She didn't want to be SAVED but he WADES in anyway.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She didn't want to be SAVED but he WADES in anyway.

He WADES blindly into the tall WEEDS...

 

[MichaelinChina]

He WADES blindly into the tall WEEDS...

Where did the Tart from Hell go?

The WEEDS haven't been mown for WEEKS.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Where did the Tart from Hell go?

The WEEDS haven't been mown for WEEKS.

After WEEKS of decay, the garden fairly REEKS of vegetative decomp.

Well, Michael, if she's from Hell, where do you think she might have gone?

 

[MichaelinChina]

After WEEKS of decay, the garden fairly REEKS of vegetative decomp.

Well, Michael, if she's from Hell, where do you think she might have gone?

Wishing she'd taken me with her...and not in the handcart.
But Tio, if the garden REEKS of decomposing vegetation, then the LEEKS will thrive.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wishing she'd taken me with her...and not in the handcart.
But Tio, if the garden REEKS of decomposing vegetation, then the LEEKS will thrive.

LEEKS? It takes a will of STEEL to down those veggies!

 

[MichaelinChina]

LEEKS? It takes a will of STEEL to down those veggies!

leeks are delicious, especially as soup.
Rust on STEEL doesn't ever SLEEP.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

leeks are delicious, especially as soup.
Rust on STEEL doesn't ever SLEEP.

(they're not bad; can be quite good prpared properly, but still a good target for fun)

She'll SLEEP naked on the weekend; it's no wonder her brother PEEPS into her bedroom.

And with that I'm off. See you soon, Michael.

 

[MichaelinChina]

(they're not bad; can be quite good prpared properly, but still a good target for fun)

She'll SLEEP naked on the weekend; it's no wonder her brother PEEPS into her bedroom.

And with that I'm off. See you soon, Michael.

thanks for the stimulating wordplay Tio, see you.
PEEPS and PEEKS.

 

[Handley_Page]

thanks for the stimulating wordplay Tio, see you.
PEEPS and PEEKS.[/QUOTE]

as she PEELS off her nightie. . . .