Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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Chaingun
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Dang! There are specific rules to zombie killing? I been doing it wrong all this time...
Ain't that the truth? Go ahead, Pretty Lady, kill 'em however you like. Just make sure to destroy the head.
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I definitely agree with Dramaticflare! Gotan definitely wins the award for being the most written troll ever!!
It is such a shame that today is not my day to care about mindless, and unsubstantiated drivel.
So, to quote an old Travis Tritt song...Here's a quarter call someone who cares.
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But I do. I've got the secret cure!
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*smiles* Well, I guess I'm headed out to forage and look for myself a set of wheels. Any suggestions on the latter? I would rather not have to push it back here.
Getting no response, Nevyn turns and steps outside the bunker, pausing to use his knife to scratch something on the wall beside the door;
No One Was Here
Into the dismal daylight he faded, like a ghost, unseen, unheard, unremarked.
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You could go to the car museum where I got my Mad Max Pursuit Special. They have a Batmobile. And a Willy Wonka "soap car". I think you'll be happier with the Batmobile.
Head north and follow the signs on the road.
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Brad - You sure do have Sweet tits, I sure would love to fuck you.
Dang! There are specific rules to zombie killing? I been doing it wrong all this time...
Thanks. How do you like my mansierre?
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*whistles*
Moobs are uber hawt!
Oh yeah.
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Chaingun
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laughing
Stop by anytime. The whole thread is for laughing at me.
Oh and serious zombie advice. I'm sure that will come in handy.
sereneone4u
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Stop by anytime. The whole thread is for laughing at me.
Oh and serious zombie advice. I'm sure that will come in handy.
Awwww
Teach me how to shoot and I will go out killing zombies with you.
You can be the Jedi Knight and I the padawan
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Awwww
Teach me how to shoot and I will go out killing zombies with you.
You can be the Jedi Knight and I the padawan
"Well, this right here, Little Lady, is the AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room...accept no substitutes."
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Chaingun
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I will keep that in mind when I want to kill motherfuckers
This one's for you. All the ladies' guns are painted bright pink with Hello Kitty logos on them.
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Try to paint my tank and I'll paint your room an interesting shade of brain.
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It chipped when I was trying to get away from the zombies.
I'd rather spend my bath time doing something sexier than painting my toenails. And by the time I get to the drying off so I can paint them, I'm usually tired.
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Hey! I just spent all night sharpening swords CG. Then again, that fight was a bitch and a half. Good thing those ones could only shamble otherwise I'd have been screwed. So, your point is valid even if it hits me on a personal point. *yawn* and staying up all night isn't good for one's fatigue. I'mma go pass out.
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I love hello kitty!
Everybody does.
I understand you're still pissed. It was a bad joke on the five of you. I'm not going to paint your Abrams.
You were released last night with the other four pranksters. And I can't come back yet; I've got something I have to do.
Ahhh, ok. Carry on. What color?
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